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The All-Airport XV.

zer0

zer0

Jim Lenehan (48)
Believe it's popped up in match threads, but surely Monty Ioane would be a strong candidate? Admittedly I've not watched anywhere near every Rebels match, but he looks like he's served a stint in a Russia's rowdiest Siberian prison, and would viscerally murder you with naught but a toothpick and his bare hands for looking at him funny. Meanwhile have never seen him really do anything for the Rebels...
 
Dctarget

Dctarget

John Eales (66)
zer0 said:
Believe it's popped up in match threads, but surely Monty Ioane would be a strong candidate? Admittedly I've not watched anywhere near every Rebels match, but he looks like he's served a stint in a Russia's rowdiest Siberian prison, and would viscerally murder you with naught but a toothpick and his bare hands for looking at him funny. Meanwhile have never seen him really do anything for the Rebels...
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His form for Italy is so much better than the Rebels. He's often selected as one of the 6N form wingers... Come on you muppet do something cool, your uncle is king Digby.

This thread reminds me of a photo I saw yesterday that deserves to be put in the Airport XV's brother team...
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Due to his performance in a rugby football match today for Italy v Japan, the following individual has been **REMOVED** from all Airport XV consideration: Montgomery Ioane.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
1 Al Baxter
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones
8 Pierre Spies (C)
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
**BREAKING NEWS**

After much deliberation the selectors have decreed that T.Tupou has supplanted poor old Al Baxter in the starting XV.

Given his immense heft and speed, the occasional offload does not make up for his miserable lack of aggression and/or impact.

1 Al Baxter T.Tupou
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones (C)
8 Pierre Spies
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru
 
Drew

Drew

Bob Davidson (42)
I’d have Pone before Nela. He seemed to get on Wallaby tours to carry an injury, walk on the field after the game in a suit for a chat and get on the piss and break curfew with our best player so that player couldn’t play v ABs. It does boggle the mind TT getting paid that much to come off the bench.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
1 Taniela Tupou
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Pari Pari Pantsface
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones (C)
8 Pierre Spies
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru

bench

16 Al Baxter
17 Liam Coltman
18 Mark Cooksley
19 Isaac Ross
20 David Lyons
21 Luke Burgess
22 Volavola
23 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS
 
Derpus

Derpus

George Gregan (70)
Is this just a list of Australian players you don't like combined with a particular Kiwi player who has displeased you recently? because it sure looks like that.

Also lol at the retrospective SBW hate. Even I can distinguish between the blokes rugby and speaking abilities.
 
Derpus

Derpus

George Gregan (70)
According to google this is me, a spermbird (banging Dismal's mum):
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Personally I think the orange crest is very dashing. And virile.
 
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