The All-Airport XV.

[Dismal Pillock]

Now canvassing for nominees for The All-Airport XV.

Criteria: looks like an impressive rugby player when you see them walking through the airport but then when you see them actually play rugby you just think ffs wtf was that?

tentative nominees:

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4 Isaac Ross
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13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka

 

[Dan54]

Now canvassing for nominees for The All-Airport XV.

Criteria: looks like an impressive rugby player when you see them walking through the airport but then when you see them actually play rugby you just think ffs wtf was that?

tentative nominees:

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3 Rodzilla or whatever his name was!
4 Isaac Ross
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8 Akira Ioane
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13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka

FFS hope this prick finally proves us wrong!!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

8 Akira Ioane

for the lipreaders among you:

"THANK YOU DANIEL, YOUR NOMINATION HAS BEEN DULY RECEIVED AND NOTED."

 

[Tex]

Pierre Spies!
Mitch Inman!

 

[Tex]

Also can't go past Aaron Smith in any airport XV. BOG by a country mile

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Pierre Spies!

Oh man, of course. Probably the captain.

Selectors have convened long into the night over Afterdavid and issued the following statement.

"AfterDavid is too ridiculously good at rugby to make this team of showpony wallies. We have however made him Official Airport Tour Guide and issued him a tour group flag so he can get random tour groups at airport terminals to follow him into the bogs."

"This way to the airport bogs. This way please."
--AfterDavid in action.

 

[Tex]

sawn afterdavid.

Fuck that's dire!

Agree that the on-field quality is too high for this XV, but the off-field form is pretty irresistible

 

[Braveheart81]

6. Sione Lauaki

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Team starting to take shape now, bit of shoe-horning already going on for the loosies.

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3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Cooksley: feel a bit sorry for this one though, tallest ever AB at about 6"11 but dont think he even liked rugby
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Pierre Spies
8 Akira Ioane ffs surely about to be dropped after guts and glory Blues campaign
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12 Mitch Inman
13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka

can already see it7s going to take two incredibly impressive-looking yet completely slack bastards to displace that locking combo

 

[Rebels3]

1. Paddy Ryan
9. Nick Phipps
11. CFS

18. Ainsley

 

[Micheal]

Sitaleki Timani?

Lopeti Timani?

Could be a fantastic brother locking combination on the bench.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Also going to need to hear the respective cases for and against the inclusion of a Mr Will Skelton.​

Sitaleki Timani?

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Lopeti Timani?​

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Could be a fantastic brother locking combination on the bench.​

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yeah these two really did flatter to deceive didnt they​

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1. Paddy Ryan​

9. Nick Phipps​

11. CFS​

18. Ainsley​

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Wee bit in the dark here, might have to make your pitch to the selectors on their respective demerits. I thought Phipps was quite well performed? He7s hardly a murderous specimen who's flopped bigtime is he? I see he's the mascot in a cow costume for The Alltime Crim XV so he could potentially be a dual international for internet stupidity here.​

 

[Show-n-go]

Timana Tahu

 

[Drew]

Sam Burgess?

 

[Drew]

Also Matt Henjak at halfback.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Sam Burgess?

that reminds me..... SONNY BILL WILLIAMS. He was kind of just a decorative passenger.

 

[Show-n-go]

Matt Henjak for half, had the gloves and all

 

[Dan54]

Also going to need to hear the respective cases for and against the inclusion of a Mr Will Skelton.

re.

Couldn't believe I forgot him DP, yep a nomination from me, he may have improved a bit at club level in England, but still the king of feet on ground in lineouts and mr flop come ruck time!!
Have to say he probably a bench player because there 2 outstanding locks already there, Isaac Ross perhaps should of been one of first picked!

 

[Tex]

How about Wendell Sailor?

 

[barbarian]

Mark Chisholm is an all-time 'looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane' contender.