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The All-Airport XV.

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Now canvassing for nominees for The All-Airport XV.

Criteria: looks like an impressive rugby player when you see them walking through the airport but then when you see them actually play rugby you just think ffs wft was that

tentative nominees:

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4 Isaac Ross
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13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka
 

Dan54

Tim Horan (67)
Now canvassing for nominees for The All-Airport XV.

Criteria: looks like an impressive rugby player when you see them walking through the airport but then when you see them actually play rugby you just think ffs wft was that

tentative nominees:

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3 Rodzilla or whatever his name was!
4 Isaac Ross
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8 Akira Ioane
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13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka
FFS hope this prick finally proves us wrong!!
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
8 Akira Ioane

for the lipreaders among you:

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"THANK YOU DANIEL, YOUR NOMINATION HAS BEEN DULY RECEIVED AND NOTED."
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Pierre Spies!
Oh man, of course. Probably the captain.

Selectors have convened long into the night over Afterdavid and issued the following statement.

"AfterDavid is too ridiculously good at rugby to make this team of showpony wallies. We have however made him Official Airport Tour Guide and issued him a tour group flag so he can get random tour groups at airport terminals to follow him into the bogs."

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"This way to the airport bogs. This way please."
--AfterDavid in action.
 

Tex

John Thornett (49)
sawn afterdavid.

Fuck that's dire!

Agree that the on-field quality is too high for this XV, but the off-field form is pretty irresistible
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Team starting to take shape now, bit of shoe-horning already goign on for the loosies.

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3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Cooksley: feel a bit sorry for this one though, tallest ever AB at about 6"11 but dont think he even liked rugby
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Pierre Spies
8 Akira Ioane ffs surely about to be dropped after guts and glory Blues campaign
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12 Mitch Inman
13 Tom English
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15 Yamanaka
can already see it7s going to take two incredibly impressive-looking yet completely slack bastards to displace that locking combo
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Also going to need to hear the respective cases for and against the inclusion of a Mr Will Skelton.
Sitaleki Timani?
Lopeti Timani?
Could be a fantastic brother locking combination on the bench.
yeah these two really did flatter to deceive didnt they
1. Paddy Ryan
9. Nick Phipps
11. CFS
18. Ainsley
Wee bit in the dark here, might have to make your pitch to the selectors on their respective demerits. I thought Phipps was quite well performed? He7s hardly a murderous specimen who's flopped bigtime is he? I see he's the mascot in a cow costume for The Alltime Crim XV so he could potentially be a dual international for internet stupidity here.
 

Dan54

Tim Horan (67)
Also going to need to hear the respective cases for and against the inclusion of a Mr Will Skelton.

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Couldn't believe I forgot him DP, yep a nomination from me, he may have improved a bit at club level in England, but still the king of feet on ground in lineouts and mr flop come ruck time!!
Have to say he probably a bench player because there 2 outstanding locks already there, Isaac Ross perhaps should of been one of first picked!
 
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