Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond
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Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Coach Leon: "T -2 hours 2022 ignition sequence start".
Big Red: "Guidance is internal".
Houston: "RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) hype machine engines to full thrust".
RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck): "Check"
TJ: "Haha, you stupid Blues dickheads, go f
Nepo: "Get this c*** off the f***en channel, f*** you TJ you biased c***".
Ioane Bros: Jailbreak Blitzkrieg full boom chacka lacka killswitch engage 4the Ukraine bros"
Prez Zelensky: Godspeed the vortex you awesome motherf***ers".
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
T +2 hours...
Edit: FWIW Loss Bleus are $1.40:$2.80 faves on TAB. No pressure, guys.
Edit: FWIW Loss Bleus are $1.40:$2.80 faves on TAB. No pressure, guys.
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Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Official Match Review
Game 1 vs Canes.
Did the first 75 minutes of that match even happen?
I'm not sure they even did now.
It already seems like underwater snapshots of a feverish dream from long, long ago.
Someone named Goodhue played very well.
Something else happened.
Some people ran around.
Someone named Nock presented late with symptoms of the medical world's first ever case of mullet-induced brainlock.
TJ was mired in a monotonous and moribund malaise due to the Blues being on top for the whole game then he came alive in the last 5, his voice crackling with deliriously thrilled energy as his perenially-cradled fantasy of the Blues losing a rugby football match became his neautiful, beautiful reality.
tl/dr
Game 1 vs Canes.
Did the first 75 minutes of that match even happen?
I'm not sure they even did now.
It already seems like underwater snapshots of a feverish dream from long, long ago.
Someone named Goodhue played very well.
Something else happened.
Some people ran around.
Someone named Nock presented late with symptoms of the medical world's first ever case of mullet-induced brainlock.
TJ was mired in a monotonous and moribund malaise due to the Blues being on top for the whole game then he came alive in the last 5, his voice crackling with deliriously thrilled energy as his perenially-cradled fantasy of the Blues losing a rugby football match became his neautiful, beautiful reality.
tl/dr
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Official Match Review
Game 1 vs Canes.
Did the first 75 minutes of that match even happen?
I'm not sure they even did now.
It already seems like underwater snapshots of a feverish dream from long, long ago.
Someone named Goodhue played very well.
Something else happened.
Some people ran around.
Someone named Nock presented late with symptoms of the medical world's first ever case of mullet-induced brainlock.
TJ was mired in a monotonous and moribund malaise due to the Blues being on top for the whole game then he came alive in the last 5, his voice crackling with deliriously thrilled energy as his perenially-cradled fantasy of the Blues losing a rugby football match became his neautiful, beautiful reality.
tl/dr
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Wilson
David Codey (61)
Official Match Review
Game 1 vs Canes.
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Someone named Nock presented late with symptoms of the medical world's first ever case of mullet-induced brainlock.
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tl/dr
Seems very unlikely it was the first case, given some of the other mullets running around. Also jersey colours are the wrong way around on that gif....
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
"It's ok, I don't need to watch the recording of
the last 5 minutes of the Blues match, Leon and
the boys are well ahead, let's talk Poland....."
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
He's been an utter, utter, utter nonsense for the Blues.
3 years, 8 games, bags of $$ and probably still zero line breaks and zero tries.
Let's Review:
- Signs $$$ Blues contract with Japan clause
- Goes bag shopping with wife in Parnell
- Goes shoe shopping with wife in Newmarket
- Goes shopping at Warehouse and buys bales of cotton wool and swaddles himself in it and stands under the Blues posts literally waiting until he can fuck off to Japan. 0 line breaks, 0 attempts. Got to keep fit for the big Japan payday.
- Fucks off to Japan
3 years and that's all we've bloody seen.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Artist's Interpretation of Blues Forward
Pack Crop Forecast For Next 7 Days:
Pack Crop Forecast For Next 7 Days:
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
God knows what team the Blues will put out on Tuesday night.
1 Nepo Laulala. came on late so his fat lazy arse can back up
2 Riccitelli ffs
3 Marcel Renata/Ofa half each (where is Hodgman?)
4 James Tucker although he went the whole 80.....
5 Sam Darry came on late so he can back up too
6 Plumtree?
7 Choat
8 Suafoa they need to look at this munter
9 Taufa Funaki good chance for Leon to get a look at this lad
10 Stephen Perofuture
11 Kneepkens
12 T. Tua (although would love it if they gave CC some time here)
13 Rieko Ioane
14 AJ Lam
15 Zarn Sullivan
cavalry on the bench
1 Nepo Laulala. came on late so his fat lazy arse can back up
2 Riccitelli ffs
3 Marcel Renata/Ofa half each (where is Hodgman?)
4 James Tucker although he went the whole 80.....
5 Sam Darry came on late so he can back up too
6 Plumtree?
7 Choat
8 Suafoa they need to look at this munter
9 Taufa Funaki good chance for Leon to get a look at this lad
10 Stephen Perofuture
11 Kneepkens
12 T. Tua (although would love it if they gave CC some time here)
13 Rieko Ioane
14 AJ Lam
15 Zarn Sullivan
cavalry on the bench
KiwiM
Trevor Allan (34)
Think you'll be pretty close to the mark there DP.
Hodgman I don't think was listed as injured but perhaps has covid? He might be loosehead at 1. Lay could get a run too. Laulala could start at tighthead as he came off the bench vs Landers.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Romano on Tuesday - his bulk could be useful against a physical MP (Moana Pasifika) team.
Hodgman I don't think was listed as injured but perhaps has covid? He might be loosehead at 1. Lay could get a run too. Laulala could start at tighthead as he came off the bench vs Landers.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Romano on Tuesday - his bulk could be useful against a physical MP (Moana Pasifika) team.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Let The Public Register Bear Witness:
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
BB finally offered a point of difference.
He may now retire with full honours as a legendary Auckland Blue
alongside fellow Blues legends such as Luke Romano and Dan Carter.
aucklandblueshallo.wixsite.com
He may now retire with full honours as a legendary Auckland Blue
alongside fellow Blues legends such as Luke Romano and Dan Carter.
LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
THE MONKEY IS OFF THE BACK.
THE HOODOO IS BROKEN.
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN
RENDERED UNTO FLESH.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
THE CORONATION OF BOOMFATOWN'S
CHOSEN CHILDREN OF DESTINY IS
PROGESSING IN LINEAR FASHION
AS FORETOLD IN THE SCRIPTURE.
CONVERSELY, THE CANTABS ARE NOW IN MID-TABLE FREEFALL, LANGUISHING DOWN WITH NSFW.
THEIR DYNASTY, IT IS SURELY NOW IN TATTERS.
IT IS LOL.
CHOSEN CHILDREN OF DESTINY IS
PROGESSING IN LINEAR FASHION
AS FORETOLD IN THE SCRIPTURE.
CONVERSELY, THE CANTABS ARE NOW IN MID-TABLE FREEFALL, LANGUISHING DOWN WITH NSFW.
THEIR DYNASTY, IT IS SURELY NOW IN TATTERS.
IT IS LOL.
TSR
Mark Ella (57)
Pffft - the Blues haven’t played any of the Aussie teams yet.THE CORONATION OF BOOMFATOWN'S
CHOSEN CHILDREN OF DESTINY IS
PROGESSING IN LINEAR FASHION
AS FORETOLD IN THE SCRIPTURE.
CONVERSELY, THE CANTABS ARE NOW IN MID-TABLE FREEFALL, LANGUISHING DOWN WITH NSFW.
THEIR DYNASTY, IT IS SURELY NOW IN TATTERS.
IT IS LOL.
We all know the competition proper only kicks off next weekend.
