Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

[cyclopath]

The Gunston Brothers seen here escorting
the Australian teams stupid precious
participation ribbons to East Coast Elite
Sydney Rugby HQ as we speak:

I see Trevor upgraded the ute, 'bout fucken time. Still drives on the wrong side of the road. Is Doris in the box?

 

[zer0]

THE CORONATION OF BOOMFATOWN'S
CHOSEN CHILDREN OF DESTINY IS
PROGESSING IN LINEAR FASHION
AS FORETOLD IN THE SCRIPTURE.


CONVERSELY, THE CANTABS ARE NOW IN MID-TABLE FREEFALL, LANGUISHING DOWN WITH NSFW.


THEIR DYNASTY, IT IS SURELY NOW IN TATTERS.


IT IS LOL.

Further to the above, I submit the following for consideration.

Week 10: Blues (7-1) vs Drua (1-7) @ Melbeen, for some reason

Week 11: Force (2-6) vs Blues (7-1) @ Perth

Week 12: Blues (7-1) vs Rebels (2-6) @ EDEN PARK

BEEP BEEP 10-1 AND HOME FINALS HERE WE COME!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The Blues Convoy of Black Death now
en route to the following location:

Boomfatown, Australia.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The Blues have now won 14 of their last 15 matches​

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[zer0]

Think it's time to formally annex Nelson as an extension of the fancy part of South Auckland, Papakura. Which would still be technically correct. The best type of correct.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ you can have from Riwaka to Collingwood which is full of hippies & anti-vaxxers anyways just keep yer paws off everything East of the Motueka River.

 

[zer0]

Update on progress heretofore predicted.

Week 10: Blues (7-1) vs Drua (1-7) @ Melbeen, for some reason

Less 'why don't you lay down, son' and more:

But got the job done, so close enough.

BEEP BEEP 10-1 AND HOME FINALS HERE WE COME!

Still on track.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

FFS get this stumpy arseclown OUT of the squad. Total liability. His dogshit throwing threw the entire team under a combine thresher of having to defend 26 phases for the last 5 minutes at 1am in the morning ffs.

All he had to do was throw the c**t straight, Blues boot it out, bolt back to the bus, and get the fuck out of Dodge.

Utter Spacklord.

 

[zer0]

Updated update on progress heretofore predicted.

Further to the above, I submit the following for consideration.

Week 10: Blues (7-1) vs Drua (1-7) @ Melbeen, for some reason

Less 'why don't you lay down, son' and more:

But got the job done, so close enough.

Week 11: Force (2-6) vs Blues (7-1) @ Perth

Apt from 10th - 40th minutes. Then descended into:

Survived going to sleep for the final quarter and the Crusaders lost so yeah boi.

Week 12: Blues (7-1) vs Rebels (2-6) @ EDEN PARK

Started like this but quickly escalated to:

That's do pig, that'll do.

BEEP BEEP 10-1 AND HOME FINALS HERE WE COME!

Later Cantabs

 

[cyclopath]

Updated update on progress heretofore predicted.



Less 'why don't you lay down, son' and more:

But got the job done, so close enough.



Apt from 10th - 40th minutes. Then descended into:

Survived going to sleep for the final quarter and the Crusaders lost so yeah boi.



Started like this but quickly escalated to:

That's do pig, that'll do.



Later Cantabs

Not leaving much bandwidth for Dismal, although he may be some time deep cleaning his keyboard before he can knock out his emission (again).

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Not leaving much bandwidth for Dismal, although he may be some time deep cleaning his keyboard before he can knock out his emission (again).

My 24/7 Standby Squadron of GIFmakers are hitting some snags before they knuckle down to the glorious task of chronicling the damage.....

"Yeah, this one's full of manspooge too. Smells like the same guy. FFS what is wrong with him?"

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[cyclopath]

My 24/7 Standby Squadron of GIFmakers are hitting some snags before they knuckle down to the glorious task of chronicling the damage.....

"Yeah, this one's full of manspooge too. Smells like the same guy. FFS what is wrong with him?"

Asparagus.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Top 14: Montpellier sign All Black prop Karl Tu'inukuafe

All Black prop Karl Tu'inukuafe is set to play for Montpellier in the Top 14 from October 1, after completing this year's Rugby Championship.

www.planetrugby.com

LOL good riddance. Thanks for all the memories.

The Highlights:

- Walking over there.
- Leaning on that ruck.
- Walking back over here a bit.
- Almost breaking into a run.
- Deciding against it.
- Walking around a bit more

Take ol' pudding pants Nepo with you too buddy.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

SATURDAY 28 MAY 2022

Leichhardt Oval

NSFW Waratahs

vs

Auckland Blues

 

[Dismal Pillock]