Welcome to
Gunston World Vision
My name is Gene Gunston of
Gunston World Vision
Now then down to business:
Do you feel desperately sorry for all the poor little dying black bastards in Africa?
Of course you fuckin' do! Have a fuckin' heart!
Cold hearted wanker!
Anyway, here's how you can help:
Just send $1,500 a day to Gunston World Vision to help these
poor little black jokers get the help they so desperately need.
With just $1,500 a day from half the worlds population we can
upgrade to orange buckets for almost HALF of these women:
$1,500 a day is all we need to buy new "erasable chalk"
(Gunston pat pending on all that new fuckin 'chalk business mate)
Anyway, we here at Gunston World Vision firmly believe that
oh shit. Looks like a japanese porno film crew have turned up. I think I've seen that bird pictured above in at least half a dozen of my octopus "dramas"
This must be the porno vid director. Sorry Mr Fats McOctopii, no whale sushi harpooning / octopii grot filming done here in the middle of Africa. Piss off.
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This is where the visiting japanese congregate all fucking day when they're not outside for 2 minutes of the bloody day for their precious facebook photo ops with the poor little dying black buggers.
Just $1,500 a day and we can get Trevor to poison their whole fucking sushi supply.
Problem solved.
These little fellas say "thanks for the erasable chalk!"
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"Look honey, we've all seen the vids, no need to
pretend you don't know what's coming next......"
Righto then, that's all from us here at Gunston World Vision.
Give generously, you black joker hating freaks.
Your pal,
-Gene-o.