Scarfman said:Have you considered beer?
The trick is to start with moderate amounts, but to build up the regularity. Start with adding Thursday night to Friday and Saturday, then after a while, add Wednesday, then Tuesday, and so on. Soon enough, you should be able to keep down a 6-pack a night.
But then, your body will have got used to this, so to get hammered on a Saturday, you'll need to sink 10 or 12. This will set you up nicely for spending the following morning immobile. Revive yourself with bacon and eggs.
If you find this routine difficult, make sure to get married and have kids. Should make the beer go down a bit easier.
I love it! The Scarfo Diet - I can see the book cover and the chat show appearances.