It's a bird, it's plane.... Its' the notorious Cameron Stuckey.
Cameron Stuckey a 'brickwall' or 'Chiprock-wall', is a rearing stallion capable of dishing out 'Big Shots' like there hotcakes. This 6'2 and bone-rattling 76 Kilogram Second-Rower will be storming the pitch at Stanmore International Airport at 2 o'clock and pulling on the infamous RED V (St Joesph's College 2nd XV) jersey. He smells blood and is ready for WAR. Brother of Robert 'Horsey' Stuckey, a former St Joesphs College legendary 1st XI paceman and 2nd XV Rower, Cameron is the colleges long-awaited 'Messiah' with big shoes to fill. As Cerise & Blue forwards continue to fall victim to phantom shoulder injuries, pulled heart muscles and scrapped toenails. Cameron isn't just a bandaid fix but instead a permeant graft to flaking forward pack. Coming off the back of an applauded performance at St Stanislaus, Bathurst, where biblical levels rains, a marshy quagmire, and a battle for the ages didn't stop him of his usual antics. Massive shots, storming runs and Goldilock hands, terrorised the opposition and handing him a MOTM performance. His highlights which caught the eyes of Coach Mr Mark 'Space' Houston & Mr Scott Faye, has wielded him Mosaic-level debut into the Colleges RED V in the 1st Round of GPS conflict. These include a terrific trifecta of a bone-rattling shot (Big Talk Amongst The Lads), a glorified 45 metre chase-down try saver and two impressive try assists (one a mirror-image of a SBW offload). Cameron isn't just a one-game wonder, he came to inherit the nickname 'Mr Reliable' following his 2023 16'A season, where a notable week in week out performances, created a positive stir in the junior schoolboy rugby-space (including Condobolin) which he has carried into camp, and now into this season. Hopefully, this week we get to witness 'Greatness', the arrival of a long-awaited Messiah for the College's 2nd XV. Even though he may be smaller in stature, he wears his heart of his sleeve. I look forward to seeing his galloping speeds (possibly best in GPS), equivalent to that of prime 'Black Caviar' storming the straight of Royal Randwick, his hands smooth like silk and more importantly shoulders the size of boulders like missiles, ready to seek and destroy (Hopefully, seeing a shot similar to the one against the 11 at Stani's). He will be much needed firepower, yet isn't just an extra gun but moreover, an entire tank brigade. BEWARE NEW!
Congratulations, young lass, Cameron 'Chiprock-Wall' Stuckey, enjoy your Last Supper (Feed the Beast) and prepare for war, put it all on the pitch at Stanmore International Airport & more importantly do what you do best, MASSIVE SHOTS. I will be waiting in the stands for another bone-crushing shot against the Newington, All Blacks.
Signing off,
VERIFIED_BOSH