Upon watching the 4th IV race at Head of the River today, I was informed the heart and soul of the crew, Tom "The Animal" Collins is making a push for a berth in the Riverview 1st XV. I have heard great things about the young man, apparently runs 100m in 10 seconds and can bench 170kg?? Can play any position, made a surprise appearance at inside center for the 16A's last year against Scots. Bad news for the rest of the GPS.
Have also been informed of the great rugby prodigy Patrick Cain. Apparently Potts and the coaching staff are very high on the young Fijian fly half.
Cousin of Jack Redden, Charles has been kicked out of the college for an excessive amount of shower incidents. Renowned for his love for 'Open Showers', Redden was expected to take his cousins place at 13.
Nado will slot into the fullback position for the 16G's. Meincke is a pedo. Reneker has swag. Huyme is a bogan etc.
Get it up for TC boys!