Prison Baddies XV

[Dismal Pillock]

Selection Criteria: currently incarcerated.
Rugby Ability: n/a.

need some spots filled.

• only infamous pricks currently in prison.
• must have name recognition
• no serial killers, no publicity for those dorks.

Prison Baddies XV

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6.
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15

On-deck scouting report:

R.Guiliani
D.Trump
R.Giggs
Prince Andrew

Recently "dropped":

B.Madoff
J.Epstein

 

[Braveheart81]

Jarryd Hayne surely starts at fullback.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Jarryd Hayne surely starts at fullback.

Not even close for the required name recognition to crack this XV.

No one outside of a few drongo mungoball bogans even knows who "Jarryd Hayne" is.

"Rugby League? What is that? Some sort of new rugby federation?"

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.....
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15

 

[zer0]

Robert Hanssen is a crafty bugger. Could be the first five and would have some good synergy with El Chapo, what with them being locked up in the same joint. Or the coach, perhaps?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Robert Hanssen

The naughty chappie from the FBI? Just doesnt quite have the name recognition. Might be a good Team Scout. Or a bad one.

 

[Drew]

OJ Simpson at 6 or 12

 

[The Honey Badger]

OJ Simpson at 6 or 12

Just looked that one up, was released in 2017 - he wouldnt have a clue a 6 - maybe a Lock

 

[The Honey Badger]

Julian Assange for Fly Half

Robert Hughes for the bench?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

yeah The Juice is currently between prison stints.

No idea who "Robert Hughes" is.

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright...
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10. Julian Assange
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15

 

[Drew]

Having been stuck in an embassy for ages, I’d question assanges turn of speed.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Having been stuck in an embassy for ages, I’d question assanges turn of speed.

Can't put him at fullback, he'd just try and seek asylum in his own in-goal area.

 

[Drew]

Probably have him skip the game plan meetings too.

 

[Teh Other Dave]

[quote="Dismal Pillock, post: 1200915, member: 15318]

No idea who "Robert Hughes" is.

[/quote]
None of the networks on the Pitcairns picked up Hey Dad!?

 

[Slim 293]

I reckon George Pell would've been a good shout for 7, if he hadn't been dropped from the wider squad.........

 

[Braveheart81]

It's pretty clear that more famous people need to be sent to jail. This team is light on for options.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

It's pretty clear that more famous people need to be sent to jail.

I agree. Need to work through scouting networks to see which famous pricks can be sent up to do the big Rodeo in Joliet.

Current on-deck scouting report:

R.Guiliani
D.Trump
R.Giggs
Prince Andrew

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Gareth Glitter?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Gareth Glitter?

OHHHHHHHHH godDAMNNNNN you absolute champion, HOW did the selectors ever forget about this guy.

Plus he must have some Welsh rugger pedigree with a name like "Gareth".

Slot right in at fullback, a real menace coming up hard from behind.

 

[Drew]

Damn, Gary Glitter, think he’d be a bit Campo-esque in his style of play. And on the same tack, Rolf Harris? Think he is tall, lineout option?