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Prison Baddies XV

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Selection Criteria: currently incarcerated.
Rugby Ability: n/a.

need some spots filled.
  • only infamous pricks currently in prison.
  • must have name recognition
  • no serial killers, no publicity for those dorks.
Prison Baddies XV

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6.
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15

On-deck scouting report:

R.Guiliani
D.Trump
R.Giggs
Prince Andrew

Recently "dropped":

B.Madoff
J.Epstein
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.....
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15
 

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Jim Lenehan (48)
Robert Hanssen is a crafty bugger. Could be the first five and would have some good synergy with El Chapo, what with them being locked up in the same joint. Or the coach, perhaps?
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
yeah The Juice is currently between prison stints.

No idea who "Robert Hughes" is.

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright...
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10. Julian Assange
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15
 

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
It's pretty clear that more famous people need to be sent to jail.
I agree. Need to work through scouting networks to see which famous pricks can be sent up to do the big Rodeo in Joliet.

Current on-deck scouting report:

R.Guiliani
D.Trump
R.Giggs
Prince Andrew
 
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