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Rebels vs. Waratahs - 2011R01

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Dumbledore

Dick Tooth (41)
Ok, 3 DAYS TO GO, TIME TO PUMP UP. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT THE REBELS WILL EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE TAHS IN THE FRONT ROW. THEY HAVE A CANNIBAL PLAYING LOCK, AND WASHED UP STARS AS BACK ROWERS AND HALVES. THEIR BACKS ARE INEXPERIENCED AND GREEN APART FROM HUXLEY, CIPRIANI AND CORDINGLEY. THE WARATAHS COULD POTENTIALLY PUT OUT A TEAM THAT ARE ALL WALLABIES, BUT WILL NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE BETTER CANIDATES, LIKE TOM CARTER. MORTLOCK WILL GET INJURED IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES AND BEALE, MITCHELL AND TURNER WILL RUN HAVOC OUT WIDE. PALU AND TPN WILL SMASH BLOKES FROM PILLAR TO POST. PHIL WAUGH WILL HAVE AN AVERAGE GAME (IE. BRILLIANT) AND BEN MOWEN, DAVE DENNIS, KANE DOUGLAS AND SITALEKI TIMANI HAVE EVERYTHING TO PROVE. BURGESS AND BARNES WILL CONTROL THE GAME.

THIS IS OUR STATE.
THIS IS OUR TEAM.
THIS IS OUR YEAR.

WARATAHS 2011. <3

... wut?
 

Hawko

Tony Shaw (54)
Read elsewhere that Tahs team would be announced Tuesday. 2130 and I'm still waiting. Obviously a change of plan.
 

kiap

Steve Williams (59)
they named a 25 man squad, dont know where, but i did see it earlier.

Saw a list here: http://www.superxv.com/news/super15_rugby_news.asp?id=28865

Waratahs Squad to play the Melbourne Rebels
Backs: Berrick Barnes, Kurtley Beale, Luke Burgess, Tom Carter, Ryan Cross, Daniel Halangahu, Rob Horne, Brendan McKibbin, Drew Mitchell, Afa Pakalani, Lachie Turner.
Forwards: Chris Alcock, Al Baxter, Dave Dennis, Kane Douglas, Damien Fitzpatrick, Sekope Kepu, Ben Mowen, Dean Mumm, Wycliff Palu, Tatafu Polota-Nau, Benn Robinson, Jeremy Tilse, Sitaleki Timani, Phil Waugh [c].
 

barbarian

Phil Kearns (64)
Staff member
Cliffy is there, maybe his hamstring isn't as bad as first thought?

If Palu and Horne play, this would actually be our full strength XV. When was the last time that happened??
 

qwerty51

Stirling Mortlock (74)
Cliffy is there, maybe his hamstring isn't as bad as first thought?

If Palu and Horne play, this would actually be our full strength XV. When was the last time that happened??

From what I've worked out (assumption), the 3 extra men are Tilse, Pakalani and Timani or Alcock. That means Robinson, Turner and Palu are the ones in doubt.
 
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Waylon

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We will see if he is near the quality of Tom Carter

Carter is a slug. He is a big dope who bashes it up and has the agility of a sloth
Vuna has speed and power. The Rebels have a player of fantastic quality that may give the wallaby selectors a few headaches by the end of super 15 2011
 

waratahjesus

Greg Davis (50)
Carter is a slug. He is a big dope who bashes it up and has the agility of a sloth
Vuna has speed and power. The Rebels have a player of fantastic quality that may give the wallaby selectors a few headaches by the end of super 15 2011

a least he isnt a rebel who has payed money to be assigned a number and conform to a group/team thus making the name of said team completely and utterly useless before a ball is kicked. honestly, why not call them the sell outs or retirement plans.

Vanu like other leagies before him will be gone by seasons end, he wont get good ball from a forward pack consisting of rag tag could have been but never where but macqueens a genious and we were the only ones off contract wannabes lacking the fortitude to aim up when the going gets tough representing melbourne the way melbourne should be represented as a decent casino surrounded by a bleak crabby offputtingly smelly town full of people who have there coffee out of tiny cups in respect to the italian guy that lived next door to there gramps and never bothered to learn the language before inforcing his beliefs that you should only drink a shot in the morning but pay four times a normal cup of coffee at a real store as its from overseas not unlike capriani or however you spell the idiots name who was banging one of the hottest chicks the world has ever had the pleasure of perving on through her own lack of morals and probably a few daddy issues that caused her to take her top off at the drop of a hat but still, she wanted to be taken seriously and persue her dream of occasional lines on a british soapie and broke up with the nerd cos he wanted to play rugby in melbourne where they have two airports but trains that go slower than the speed of sitting. this is what your supporting, this is why your putting down Tommy 'rockabilly' carter, for cooper vanu, he isnt even from melbounre, he was asked to name a landmark and he said the airport cos its how he gets out of there. honestly, carter is coming to melourne and you better be taking him seriously, this isnt santa claus that you can just be good fromt he time you tell your mum what you want a few weeks before christmas, this is the hardened veteren of the tahs midfield a man that if he went to iraq would go straight up the guts and end the war directly instead of all this art farting about, a man that once saw a terrorist about to let off an explosive and just shook his head causing the young jihad wannabe to shit himself in the middle of martin place, story has it that after the event, the young lad moved to melbourne to continue his new life, it was the only place he would never be tempted to blow anything up as melbourne has nothing. hell Al baxter designed your stadium, i asked him about it and he said it was just something old sitting around his office that no one wanted so they pretended it was trendy and low and behold melbourne signed up for it. screw cooper vanu, this is the big leagues and the Tahs are about to rip the world a new one.
 

barbarian

Phil Kearns (64)
Staff member
That made my day. I think we can end the thread, nay, the entire forum, after that effort. Ranting nirvana has been achieved.

The best sentence (if you can call it that):

honestly, carter is coming to melourne and you better be taking him seriously, this isnt santa claus that you can just be good fromt he time you tell your mum what you want a few weeks before christmas, this is the hardened veteren of the tahs midfield a man that if he went to iraq would go straight up the guts and end the war directly instead of all this art farting about, a man that once saw a terrorist about to let off an explosive and just shook his head causing the young jihad wannabe to shit himself in the middle of martin place, story has it that after the event, the young lad moved to melbourne to continue his new life, it was the only place he would never be tempted to blow anything up as melbourne has nothing.
 

Richo

John Thornett (49)
The Rant Game is over and WJ won. Everyone else can pick up their toys and go home.

Fucking gold.
 
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