Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
2025 Annual Global Rona Report
- The US has now lost 12% of all its citizens when compared to the nations 2019 population census.
- Large battalions of left and rightwing "volunteer" militia clash on a daily basis as they "patrol" the US streets. Their numbers are rife with unidentified members of police and armed forces. President Donald Trump Jr, elected despite numerous counted votes for Democratic Candidate Harris "going missing", largely turns a blind eye to the daily battles and, in fact, has been rumoured to ride along on the rightwing factions "night sweeps" of black neighbourhoods.
- The number of recognised Corona virus variants worldwide has now reached 158. The common cold has over 200 variants.
- The world's economy has shrunk by 66% when compared to 2019. Most of this is due to the drastic decrease in global tourism. (Chinese passport holders have been barred from entering 232 countries worldwide)
- New Zealand has not had a single reported Corona case since 2022. The tourism industry however has shrunk by 98% when compared to 2019. Most of the small nations economy is reliant on the extremely financially lucrative local rugby competition which has become the only remaining rugby competition in the world and boasts the only paying spectators and all of the world's best players.