**SPOILERS** if you havent seen Solaris or Prometheus dont read.
SOLARIS
What. The Fuck. George Clooney goes to space station, has one big long sooky mope about his dead hologram girlfriend and then it just ends. If you crank the volume for the end credits you might even hear me yelling at the telly "what the fuck was that? It's finished?"
My Rotten Tomatoes rating guesstimate was 22%. It got 66% with the critics having a massive communal tug. "Best thriller in last 3 decades" etc. WFT. Nothing fucking happened then it ended. As Camp Leader remarked, "if it wasnt for George Clooney's face nobody would care at all about this movie."
Georgie has massive sook about dead hologram chick in space. The End.
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PROMOTHEUS
Now we're talking! Grandiose sci-fi planets, flashing lights, deth, flashy future lighty lighty gizmos, creepy crawlies, more deth, more than 3 people in the film unlike Georgie's shit effort, little mad max buggies, epic space shit, the works. This film kicks arse. My RT rating is 92%.
Best moment was when smug humanoid robot, after travelling thru space for 2 years, finally meets 7 ft tall original human. After having rudely woken the huge lug up from his peaceful millenial slumber, he blabs some mumbo jumbo up at him and the giant lug cradles wee mans face as the little fella looks all contented, his lifes work at fruition, then the big c**t just rips the rude little shits head off and chucks it over there. "I don't care how far you've come, don't wake me up. C**t."
DO NOT wake Stephen Moore up when he's sleeping.