Advice on Women

[Scarfman]

OK - true story.

I was a friend of mine's house. He said: "I know I'm pussywhipped".

His wife said: "NO YOU'RE NOT"

He said: "No, no, you're right, I'm not"

I laughed and laughed.

 

[PaarlBok]

OK - true story.

I was a friend of mine's house. He said: "I know I'm pussywhipped".

His wife said: "NO YOU'RE NOT"

He said: "No, no, you're right, I'm not"

I laughed and laughed.

Thats normally the case. It brings countries to a fall in the past. In afrikaans we have have a saying: You dont get a "kwaai vrou" only a "bang man".
Kwaai vrou = angry wife
Bang man = male afraid of the female.

After 20+ years of married life I still havent decide in which one is mine and that make me a bang man. :nta:

 

[Lindommer]

Spook, you going to give us an update on proceedings at your place? 21 November wasn't it?

 

[Spook]

It is indeed. Nothing to report yet..but I'm getting pretty excited.

 

[RugbyReg]

that's awesome Spook!

Congrats. You will love it!

 

[Lindommer]

Spook, we're waiting. ??? ??? ??? A report, s'il vous plait.

 

[Spook]

You're waiting? I'm waiting more! ;D Bub is still fond of the womb Will keep you posted..

 

[Spook]

Just became a Dad to a healthy baby boy ;D Mum and bub are doing great. :thumb ;D ;D

 

[formeropenside]

Just became a Dad to a healthy baby boy ;D Mum and bub are doing great. :thumb ;D ;D

well done Spook. Now the real fun starts.

 

[Aussie D]

Congratulations Spook, good luck with fatherhood.

 

[Lindommer]

Congratulations, Spook, and well done to you wife. Now whip down to the Australian Embassy and get your young bloke signed up for Oz.

 

[rugbywhisperer]

Congratulations Spook to you and your lady.
If only you knew.
Parenting is as much about educating the parents as the kids.
Have a good one.

 

[Thomond78]

Congrats to you both, Spook. :thumb

We'll put his details on the poaching file straight away. ;D

 

[Pfitzy]

Well done Spooky... and the missus I suppose. Hope it goes smoothly - you're about to learn what the SAS training camps are all about: performance under severe sleep deprivation

 

[Spook]

Thanks all, appreciate all the good will.

Thomo, I'll try and make sure he doesn't get sucked into the Munster mafia ;D Could be a battle though. ???

 

[Pfitzy]

Only Munster forwards are allowed to represent Ireland? :nta:

 

[Mainlander]

Just became a Dad to a healthy baby boy ;D Mum and bub are doing great. :thumb ;D ;D

You poor bastard.

If you wern't an aussie I'd feel sorry for you.

Remember the outback is a big place and if you leave now they may never find you.

 

[Thomond78]

Only Munster forwards are allowed to represent Ireland? :nta:

Name three other ones you'd have instead of them?

We do have occasional quote selections as part of our efforts to uplift the previously disadvantaged. ;D

 

[formeropenside]

In similar news, we have child#2 on the way, and we just found out its a girl.

I'm cursing and moaning now, since I know once she is born I will be wrapped around her little finger.

 

[RugbyReg]

awesome Spook.

awesome FOS!