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All-Time Crim 1st XV

Discussion in 'Rugby Discussion' started by Dismal Pillock, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. brokendown Ron Walden (29)

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    geez,the guy was only marking out the field
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  2. Aurelius Ted Thorn (20)

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    Apparently there's a rumour going around online that cocaine can cure the coronavirus.

    Personally, I applaud Joel Everson's willingness to use himself as a guinea pig. He's testing a theory, Your Honour!
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  4. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    Byron got discharged without conviction (there's a Dismalesque joke in that somewhere :)), possibly the judge bought his line that a conviction would hurt the brand he's supposedly busy establishing.
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  6. lincoln Bob Loudon (25)

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  10. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    It must be tricky to be a military hardman and a corrupt despotic dictator when your surname is "Bananarama".
  11. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Who's the head of the Fiji SAS, Frank Kajagoogoo?
  12. Froggy Ron Walden (29)

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    Yep Dismal, have actually noticed him lip-syncing!!
  13. The torpedo Peter Fenwicke (45)

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  14. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Immediate conscription of entire Arsenal de Zarate youth team to serve as lifelong tackle dummies for the 1sts.

    They are to report immediately to the home ground and training facility of The Alltime Crim 1st XV: Kamp Staaldraad.

    https://rugby365.com/tournaments/world-cup/news-world-cup/nightmare-of-kamp-staaldraad-revisited
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  15. Tex Ken Catchpole (46)

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    Show me a bloke who knows how to use a phone book better than this dead-eyed psycho
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  16. Quick Hands David Wilson (68)

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    He's bypassed the G&GR executive and gone straight to WR.

    Maybe he could run the judiciary committee? Get rid of all those QCs and just let Frank rip in.
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