Discussion in 'Rugby Discussion' started by Dismal Pillock, Jan 19, 2015.
geez,the guy was only marking out the field
Apparently there's a rumour going around online that cocaine can cure the coronavirus.
Personally, I applaud Joel Everson's willingness to use himself as a guinea pig. He's testing a theory, Your Honour!
Byron trying to keep his name off the selectors radar, judge has different ideas:
TLDR: assault & wilful damage, just your standard Byron's night out scenario.
Byron got discharged without conviction (there's a Dismalesque joke in that somewhere ), possibly the judge bought his line that a conviction would hurt the brand he's supposedly busy establishing.
2 fiji players got done for breaking self-isolation rules:
Doesn't name them but they hopefully will come out soon enough
Definite candidates for the Team Hygienist
Semi Kunatani was one.
No, I did not doctor or alter this picture in any way.Welcome to the team Francis, you psychotic dope.
It must be tricky to be a military hardman and a corrupt despotic dictator when your surname is "Bananarama".
Who's the head of the Fiji SAS, Frank Kajagoogoo?
Yep Dismal, have actually noticed him lip-syncing!!
So Dismal we've found almost an entire youth XV: https://www.france24.com/en/20200219-argentine-rallies-demand-justice-for-youth-s-rugby-club-killers
(Side-note: holy fuck that act was disgraceful)
Immediate conscription of entire Arsenal de Zarate youth team to serve as lifelong tackle dummies for the 1sts.
They are to report immediately to the home ground and training facility of The Alltime Crim 1st XV: Kamp Staaldraad.
Show me a bloke who knows how to use a phone book better than this dead-eyed psycho
He's bypassed the G&GR executive and gone straight to WR.
Maybe he could run the judiciary committee? Get rid of all those QCs and just let Frank rip in.
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