All-Time Crim 1st XV

[Chris McCracken]

Either I'm too thick to understand the joke, or you are an idiot.

It's the former. Someone suggested a police/military team. Not really a joke.

 

[D-Box]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Dunlop

Was a military doctor in WW2 after playing for the wallabies

 

[brokendown]

thought this thread is about the best CRIMINAL team?

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Well they need some opposition.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Once we've finished this exercise , how about a list from the House of Reps , Senate and State Govt's ? Maybe were better than we think .....

 

[Brendan Hume]

There was great footage a few years ago of Joe Hockey covered in claret after the annual pollies v journos game.


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[Chris McCracken]

Once we've finished this exercise , how about a list from the House of Reps , Senate and State Govt's ? Maybe were better than we think ...

Abbott, Hockey and Turnbull were all allegedly handy front rowers. And Abbott apparently coached Sydney Uni second grade.

Rudd said he played on the wing. Figures.

Bronwyn Bishop at 6.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Is B.Lima pushing J.Ryan out of a wing spot? Is GBH worse than attempted hold-up? Are Guevara and Amin convicted crims?

Luaaki usurped by Palu in starting XV.

I'm not telling him he's been dropped.

Too bad about messrs Clinton and Bush being a bit ineligible, I7dlove to see ol' Georgie back there at 15, towering up-and-unders raining down from the night sky, Georgie a cross-eyed frozen wreck under the monster halogens as the entire journos forward pack descend upon him for some rabid retribution

1 Keith Murdock: punching a pom in 1932 and maybe killing some bloke in the outback
2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Idi Amin: accusations of "genocide"
6 Cliff Palu: weekend detention for assault.
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 Matt Henjak: broke Haig Sare's jaw (not too criminal, may struggle to hold his spot..)
10 Steve Pokere, helping fleece his fellow Mormons of $3.9M, 2 1/2 years jail.
11 C.Guevara: killing blokes left right and centre
12 G.Moala: bashing people up on K Rd. Sentence pending.
13 John Payne: crippling someone in a bar fight.
14 John Ryan: busted for an attempted armed hold-up.
15 Matthew Ridge: property development company went bust owing tradies & suppliers millions

Bench

R.Brooke (trying to root some kid up in the islands or soemthing?)
Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.
Doug Rolleson, pokie machine money fraud: not for personal gain hence no jail
Wendall Sailor, failed drug test for cocaine & banned for two years
Zac Guildford (naked pissing and beating up an old bloke in Rarotonga)
Mitchell Scott: convicted of assault.
Brian Lima: GBH

Wider training group


Julian Savea: wifebeating
Sivivatu: domestic violence against his girlfriend/wife
Sione Luaaki (trashing motel room?)
W.Ripia: looting own team dressing room haha. (Will need to steal $4 million dollars to usurp Mr Pokere from 1st XV)
D.Pocock: tree hugging. (needs to go away and work on tree hugging techniques)
Cameron Shepherd: jumping on parked cars outside the Star Casino. Needs to find more cars. A lot more cars. And maybe another casino.
Willie Anderson: nicked a flag on tour in Argentina. Think bigger, Willie.
Doug Howlett: jumping on cars post world cup exit
K.Beale: being a dick. (just being a dick no longer enough to warrant selection)

Staff: Q.Cooper (Laptop Analysis)
Coach: D.Crowley

"7! Hands off the tree!"

 

[The Red Baron]

Jesus, when they fall, they fall hard! Luaki went from the starting side down to the wider training group in one go!

Let's hope he doesn't top someone to get his starting spot back..

 

[Braveheart81]

Is B.Lima pushing J.Ryan out of a wing spot? Is GBH worse than attempted hold-up?

Ryan died in prison. That has to be worth some street cred.

 

[Aussie D]

A late nomination for starting halfback - Mark Catchpole (Warringah and NSW half, think he toured with the Wallabies in the early 90s after a raft of injuries) was busted for dealing drugs a couple of years back. Not sure if he served time for it.

 

[yourmatesam]

A late nomination for starting halfback - Mark Catchpole (Warringah and NSW half, think he toured with the Wallabies in the early 90s after a raft of injuries) was busted for dealing drugs a couple of years back. Not sure if he served time for it.

No time served.

 

[wamberal]

No time served.

He was implicated because he was a friend of Scott Miller. AFAIK he was not even charged.

 

[I like to watch]

Nope,charged and convicted.
Did weekend detention IIRC.

 

[barbarian]

A bloke putting his hand up for selection at the moment is Gavin DeBartolo. Been charged with king hitting a bloke at Bondi, awaiting trial now.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-...ates-he-may-make-plea-offer-over-bash/6004226

Certainly eyeing off that 15 jersey.

 

[I like to watch]

No point selecting him.
He will be unavailable to play for a while,I would expect.

 

[teach]

Jimmy Cowan has to be a shoe in for 9.
Arrested in June 2008 after assaulting a bouncer who thought he was far too drunk to enter. Hot on the heels of assaulting a bouncer in May 2008.

 

[Eyes and Ears]

Nope,charged and convicted.
Did weekend detention IIRC.

IIRC the charges against Catchpole were dropped.

 

[I like to watch]

Just googled it.
The charges relating to the pill press in the storage unit & the $200k they found in his house were dropped.
But he was convicted on gun charges and was give 9 months periodic detention.
It rang a bell with me,as I was at a function where some guys were making cracks at his expense about him drinking before going to his weekender at Silverwater.

 

[exISA]

Why don't you just turn this into an Aus v NZ crim-esloe cup .Seems to be enough to form two teams from across the tasman .