Nz domestic rugby 2020

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ nek minnit...........

Penalty count 8-1 I think, Sir asks PT to "have a chat".

If Loss Bleus' lineout coach is being paid by the steal he's a rich man.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Akira looking superfit.

Fucken Ben O'Qweef gtfoffs

Ofa now has a reverse Norman.

Rarely seen in the wild, The Reverse Norman Gunston Paremoremo Supermax Mullet

 

[zer0]

Tana and his chad Blues defence forcing the virgin Chiefs attack into speculative ~55m penalty shots at goal. Loving it.

 

[zer0]

Now the Blues with a 99% Paremoremo jailbreak effort. Just that final 1% went astray towards the end.....

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Been watching Akira & can't recall the last time I saw a six spend so much time in the open side tramlines. It's almost as if he & Parsons have swapped roles ITR. Almost paid dividends once so may be worth persisting with, Akira's ball skills being *somewhat* superior to Parsons'.

Edit: Papali'i binned with time up, Tribe take the three & go in a point down.

 

[zer0]

What was that penalty for? Papali'i was on the ball from the start, wasn't removed by the cleaners, retained his body weight, yet gets penalised?!

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ looked remarkably like the steal Boshier (?) got earlier so, yeah, 50/50 at best. Weight of penalties perhaps?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

It's almost as if he & Parsons have swapped roles ITR

Parsons in the open field is like a turtle traversing the Southern motorway at 5pm. Just a matter of when not if it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.

LOL Blues still in it despite booting away all possession and ref O'Qweef gifting all pens to Chiefs who, as Z.Ero alluded to, are playing like incels murmuring in the carpark at a Chad Convention.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ a turtle traversing the southern motorway at 5pm is safe as houses, surely? 5am on t'other hand.......

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

This is starting to resemble lat week, Loss Bleus *playing the percentages* & *making good decisions* where da fuck our Mount Paremoremo Eden Polynesian jailbreak b'ball at? Shit even Tana repressing his urges & sounding like an *Assistant Coach*

 

[zer0]

2020 NZ's opinion on dropkicks:

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Tribe on a warning now. Loss Bleus will take the three & lead by seven with 12 to go.

 

[Up the Guts]

70th minute strip from Akira, fuck the haters.

 

[Up the Guts]

And that’s all she wrote, another happy night for KiwiM, Zero, Dismal and the crew.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Geez Goldie really going out on a limb & suggesting that a 12 point lead with seven to go might just about be enough....

 

[Up the Guts]

Sotutu can have a spot playing 10 for the Wallabies if he wants

 

[zer0]

It's about 50 minutes late, but it seems the Blues attack has finally arrived in the Tron.

Also Sotutu throwing chad flat passes like he's Larkham.

 

[zer0]

Down by 12, five metres out, with ~5 mins to play, and choosing to just pick-and-go for inches of ground at a time is quintessential old mind bendingly dumb Blues rugby. Thankful to finally be on the other side of it for once.....

 

[Dctarget]

After a century of boring ass Gatland Ball, Warren decides to spice it up and not play percentages. Warren regrets it.

 

[Up the Guts]

Not sure the paper tiger moniker fits Tuipolotu anymore.