Un-Australian Activities 2018

[Up the Guts]

A true blue performance so far

 

[zer0]

You lineout is shaky and you maul is clearly the lesser of the two. But your scrum is on top. Sam Whitelock would give zero f*cks about scrummaging until they either scored a (penalty) try or earned a card. Yet whichever titanic testicle tickler is captaining the Shambles decides to kick for the corner.

So instead of scrummaging South African's into the ground they're back under their posts having conceded a try as a direct consequence of predictably f*cking up that kick for the corner.

F*ck.

What's Rob Penney's number?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Can't remember when I last saw Kaino miss such an easy tackle so badly.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

7:26, time for the curtain-raisers to trundle off & let the big boys get out there...... wadaya mean that's the score not the time clock??????

Perofuture fluffing his Messiah audition badly but on the bright side he's not the worst Bloo out there.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dismal - RUOK?

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[waiopehu oldboy]

YC would be handy here..... looks more careless than malicious but that doesn't seem to matter much these days.

EDIT: cheese for Nkosi & try AIoane, Bloos back in this. Maybe.

 

[Up the Guts]

Expect the Sharks to lose it from here. Just an awful attempt at tackling Tuipolotu.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Definitely back in it now c/- big Pat T.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Always knew Pero was the future Shorks & Bloos look to have changed more than just ends at half time.

 

[Up the Guts]

This is a great game

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Ah shit, normal service has been resumed. Twice.

 

[zer0]

Yep. Blues only got back into it thanks to a yellow card. Now it's back to an even footing, the Sharks are back in control and should win it from here.

 

[Up the Guts]

Those brothers from the Sharks are bloody fantastic. That was an outstanding try.

 

[cyclopath]

 

[zer0]

Yep. That's game over.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

YC Trainor, that should just about be it.

EDIT: the way the crowd's booing, Quade must be in da house

 

[zer0]

Collective Blues thinking for the Blues on 31/03/2018 when playing against the Sharks, at home on Eden Park:

We have a backline full of good ball runners but no noted tactical kickers. I've an idea, boys! Lets kick the leather off this like we're Naas Botha circa 1985!
*Get mauled in the first half*
F*ck it. Lets run the bastard.
*Score 3 tries in just about as many minutes*
Huh. Surprised that worked, TBH. But I miss kicking the ball. Lets go back to kicking the ball!
*Surrender lead*
We'll keep kicking the ball. It'll work eventually.
*Lose a man to the bin*
I really like kicking the ball. We'll keep doing that.
*Keep leaking points after kicking away possession*
Man I really like kicking. I hear those Phoenix guys play a game with a lot of kicking. I should go try out for them. I like kicking.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Said it before but ill say it again, I am NEVER EVER EVER tipping these Fucktards again. Ever. For real this time.

 

[glass half full]

Well done to the Sharks. Enormous games from the 7 and 10.

 

[zer0]

Fortunately my mum's from the Waikato and I once owned a long sleeved Waikato jersey when I was 4. Time to climb aboard the Chiefs bandwagon.

#McKenzieBetterThanBarrett.