Un-Australian Activities 2018

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^ ball in the outside arm works almost every time.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

"Good evening Mr Tamanivalu, my name is Rieko and it will be my pleasure to be your turnstile this evening. May I get you something from the bar?? Complimentary, of course".

 

[Up the Guts]

^^^^^^ ball in the outside arm works almost every time.

Yep, League wingers have shown how to do it.

 

[Dan54]

AIoane has beaten 74 defenders this season, 10 more than anyone else AND the next four on the list are wingers & fullbacks. So, once again, my question is: how the FUCK is Akira Ioane not an All Black? Got some rough edges? OK, get him in the environment & do some of that "coaching" shit on him. Simples, no?

Um you don't think why they have him the AB camp WOB?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^ I hear you D but when Luke Whitelock's a starting AB & Akira Ioane ain't in the 23 there's something ever so slightly not quite right IMO.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

my guess cartel id'd his penchant for taking the ball static and then just trying to shrug pricks off instead of running onto the ball. He still never runs onto it unless its running off halfbacks shoulder as he snipes from scrum. Cartel told him to correct it, he hasnt, so theyre being stubborn DICKS and choosing journeyman Whitelock and some pine-riding project named Frizzle instead.​

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It can no longer be his work rate. He slogs his arse off. The walking days are over​

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If Akira fucks off to Bristol with Luatua cos of Hansen's pigheaded bias I will SWIM back to NZ and perform a one-man coup de etat of NZRFU offices and take an ALMIGHTY fucken dump all over Hansens huge mahogany desk.​

 

[Scooter]

Bummer Sharks up 3 nil early. Go Jaguares.

 

[Scooter]

Sharks 6-0 but Daniel du Preez just received a yellow card for Sharks

 

[Scooter]

Sharks 6 Jaguares 3

 

[Scooter]

Akker van der Merwe scores from a rolling maul following a lineout whilst Sharks a man down. Sharks 13-3.

 

[Dctarget]

Akker van der Merwe scores from a rolling maul following a lineout whilst Sharks a man down. Sharks 13-3.

This isn't looking good aye

 

[Scooter]

This isn't looking good aye

Nope.

 

[Scooter]

Thought Jaguares might have scored an unbelievable try against run of play but alas the ball just went dead. Seems Rebels reaching finals is not meant to be .

 

[Scooter]

Half time Sharks 13 Jaguares 3. Jaguares have had 70 plus % of territory and possession.

 

[Dctarget]

Sharkies score another try and Rebels look like they can start their off season.

 

[Scooter]

Sharks scored millimetres inside touch line 20-3. Rebels finals chances almost dead. Jaguares not being able to change their position hasn't helped us. But Rebels had plenty of chances last three weeks.

(At least whilst watching this game I was able to watch Angelique Kerber win Wimbledon final so that is a positive).

 

[1888]

Meh. The Maurauders...er, I mean the Crusaders would have belted us by 50 next week anyway. In the end, we only had to win one of our last three to make it, and we couldn't do that. Good luck to the Sharks next week - they'll need it.

 

[Scooter]

Wonderful try by Jaguares. Sharks 20 Jaguares 10. 13 minutes left. Game still alive.

 

[Scooter]

Alas season over. Not going for draw v Jaguares earlier in season hurts even more now

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

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