Un-Australian Activities 2019

[Up the Guts]

TJ’s more than making up for Smithy’s abscence.

 

[Up the Guts]

How can you say great work Scott Barrett when he’s just lying on the guy with absolutely no attempt to support his own weight?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ Karl Tenana doing his best to provide an Auck slant on everything (e.g. Taufua having gone to school in Auck) but, yes, he's well outgunned.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Nanai very lucky there, that was well high.

 

[Up the Guts]

Blues hold up Cantab maul—Marshall: very concerning for the Blues.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Big call not taking the three there... esp when held up over the line with time up. CruSadists 12-3 Bloos at oranges.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Cleft-handed Joan Collins struck early. Imagine him fielding on the boundary. Can't even catch a rugby ball and rugby balls are fucking huge

 

[zer0]

Blues hold up Cantab maul—Marshall: very concerning for the Blues.

Then there was old TJ.

> Stop Crusaders maul five metres from own line
> Get turnover
> Create space for clearing kick then exit with good clearing kick
> Follow up with a good chase to prevent the quick thrown in
> Get the ball back

"Blues are lucky there." Bitch. Lucky was Hall's massively under-cooked kick resulting in a try because of a slip.

EDIT: It also appears that David Bowie has been resurrected as a Crusaders assistant coach. Just further proof of their sorcerous ways.

 

[Up the Guts]

Champagne football from the Blues.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Paremoremo jailbreak with a side-order of Polynesian B-ball, Sir? Coming right up, Sir.

 

[zer0]

Scrummage them into a card, pls.

EDIT: But a try will do, I guess.

 

[Up the Guts]

Akira has smashed Todd tonight.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

What a scrum from CruSadists even if not a PT (which it was) the 8 scores anyway.

 

[Gnostic]

I find it impossible to like the Crusaders. They get undersevered assistance from lilly livered Refereeing so often. Consistently offend in their 22, multiple warnings , favourable wanking on by commentators marveling on the dirty cheat Owen Franks, lying on the tackled player preventing quick ball etc etc and then they win by two penalty tries.

The most professionalised cheating consistently from this side.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ yeah, you're right, no other rugby team on the planet does any of those things let alone all of them & often simultaneously.

(In case you were wondering)

 

[zer0]

If he hasn't already, KiwiM will be having an aneurysm right about now.

EDIT: TBF to TJ he didn't agree with the deliberate knock-on either. Interestingly, Marshall, the long time leader of the deliberate knock-down/on movement, disagrees.

 

[Up the Guts]

The law doesn’t even factor in intention.

 

[zer0]

Augustine Pulol. Christ. Ruru potentially an 80 minute player in tight games.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Bloos will beat some cnuts this year.

 

[Up the Guts]

Nick Bryant afraid of his own shadow in the last ten, didn’t want to make a decision at all.