Worst Commentator Pole Action

[BDA]

I don't mind the Kiwi commentators actually.

Marto is the undisputed king of shit commentary. The only guy that comes close has to be that Welsh bloke...I wana say Jonathan Davis? Am i thinking of the right guy?

I'd love to see more commentary from Shaun Maloney. He's much more enjoyable than Greg Clark.

 

[cyclopath]

I don't mind the Kiwi commentators actually.

Marto is the undisputed king of shit commentary. The only guy that comes close has to be that Welsh bloke.I wana say Jonathan Davis? Am i thinking of the right guy?

I'd love to see more commentary from Shaun Maloney. He's much more enjoyable than Greg Clark.

Make sure you turn on the closed captions then.

 

[fatprop]

Kiwi commentators in general. They have gotten worse over the years. God forbid anyone beats a new Zealand team

There analysis is by far the best, Kees Meeuws is an underutilized gem

 

[emuarse]

Greg Clark's commentary drives me to distraction in the way he is continually asking a set pattern of questions, like, " Will they win from here?"
For him, that is a zinger like moment.

 

[rugbysmartarse]

I'm stunned marshall only has 3 votes. He's as bad as Greg Martin, but without any humour at all

 

[ACR]

I'm stunned marshall only has 3 votes. He's as bad as Greg Martin, but without any humour at all

Are you the one making offers at the other end of the phone?

DREAMIN!

Martin, woeful.

 

[Ruggo]

Ian Smith is the worst.

 

[qwerty51]

Yeah and you have to listen to him for 2 sports, just unfair really.

 

[galumay]

Marto by a country mile, with the rest of the Aussies finishing hard for second. I have been living in NZ for this season and their commentators are in a different class. Not looking to putting up with our drongoes again next season!


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[Happy]

I originally voted for Martin, but now I want to change my vote to the "colour" commentator from the Brumbies Stormers game last night. You expect bias, but that was at another level.

 

[louie]

Kearns for me. He's a damm fool.

 

[Braveheart81]

Ian Smith is the worst.

Yeah and you have to listen to him for 2 sports, just unfair really.

Although this is one of the greatest bits of commentary ever.

Awwww, no! It's a rental!

 

[rugbysmartarse]

Are you the one making offers at the other end of the phone?

DREAMIN!

Martin, woeful.

not sure on the phone reference,

BUT, after sitting through Marto "commentating" the force tahs game I change my mind and agree he is the worst. maybe I've just avoided him so long I forgot how bad he was

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I would probably fork over $10 extra per match on cable to hear these two blokes call a rugby game:

In fact, turn the sound off on the rugby, sync em' up and see how they sound. Bonus points if you can cue up an error with an "oh, and that's a bad miss."

 

[ChargerWA]

I would probably fork over $10 extra per match on cable to hear these two blokes call a rugby game:

In fact, turn the sound off on the rugby, sync em' up and see how they sound. Bonus points if you can cue up an error with an "oh, and that's a bad miss."

Which player would you describe as "your sexy young friend"?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Ian Smith is the worst.

Yeah and you have to listen to him for 2 sports, just unfair really.

You'll be pleased to know that Smithy's currently in the comm box for the NZ v England Test Match at Lord's. There's a 2nd Test plus some ODI & T20 fluff to follow, then The Ashes so he may be unheard from rugby-wise until the RWC.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

re Reds/NSWF Rd1 2016 game here, wft are they talking about the (hitherto silent) Kearns being "relegated to the spider cam"?

Can't help but imagine him being trapped inside the technology and being unable to speak.......

Life inside the Spider Cam for a silent Phil Kearns.

 

[Ted S]

Where is Rod Kafer on the list.
Gibbering idiot gets so much wrong he belongs on Ch9 commenting on rugby league

 

[Bairdy]

Kafer is one of the better Australian commentators.

 

[galumay]

Kafer is one of the better Australian commentators.

...and that tells us a lot about how unbearably awful the rest of them are.