TT Rd 2 2021: Blues vs NSFW Waratahs

[Dismal Pillock]

Date: Sat, May 22
Venue: Eden Park, Auckland.
Country: NZ.

Auckland Blues Match Day Team GIF:

NSFW Waratahs Match Day Team GIF:

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Want to see a repeat of last weeks Route 1 molestation in first 30, soften up the guests, crush their will to live, then after they're 10 or 15 behind on the scoreboard after 60 minutes of steamrolling pod bludgeon brutality, unleash Akira off the bench, open up the firepower out wide and go FullBlown Operation Scorched-Earth Paremoremo Jailbreak Blitzkreig Offload Bukkake Mania all over their stupid NSFW baby faces.

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

I'm not a Blues fan but I would pay money to see that Dismal. Sounds exciting.

 

[zer0]

Match prediction via a gif essay.

Blues team naming:

Waratahs front rowers every time there's a scrum:

The Waratahs think it's over but realise it's only halftime:

The Blues forwards reserves enter the fray:

Akira, specifically:

Waratahs coaching box during the match:

Leon MacDonald during the match:

In conclusion:

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Loss Bleus opened at $1.01 on the TAB & apparently 'tahs are at their longest-ever odds on one of the Au betting sites......

 

[Braveheart81]

I took the Tahs +34.5. Let's see if it's enough!

They beat the spread last weekend against the Canes.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Match prediction via a gif essay.

Blues team naming:

Waratahs front rowers every time there's a scrum:

The Waratahs think it's over but realise it's only halftime:

The Blues forwards reserves enter the fray:

Akira, specifically:

Waratahs coaching box during the match:

Leon MacDonald during the match:

In conclusion:

OMFG it is Total Boom Chacka Lacka. I especially loved the part halfway through where Akira used The Force to pin the guy on the South Stand ceiling.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Loss Bleus opened at $1.01 on the TAB & apparently 'tahs are at their longest-ever odds on one of the Au betting sites..

So if I bet 1 million dollars I will win $10 back?

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Wow. That gif essay. Looks like I'm back to death-riding NSW this week!

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Zer0, that was a thing of beauty, speaking as a Star Wars tragic.

 

[Dctarget]

Match prediction via a gif essay.

When Rieko Ioane attempts a switch with his brother, they end up knocking each other out and drop the ball.

 

[zer0]

When Rieko Ioane attempts a switch with his brother, they end up knocking each other out and dropping the ball.

I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.

 

[Pfitzy]

I took the Tahs +34.5. Let's see if it's enough!

They beat the spread last weekend against the Canes.

What are the Tahs paying to win?

 

[KiwiM]

What are the Tahs paying to win?

$26 on SportsBet

 

[Blackadder]

What are the Tahs paying to win?

The ref, the blues and anyone else they can bribe

 

[Hardtackle]

So if I bet 1 million dollars I will win $10 back?

I'm more generous than that, i'll give you $20.

 

[William88]

Is there any chance of Hooper coming back for this game? His energy would be a shot in the arm when we could use it.

 

[Wilson]

Is there any chance of Hooper coming back for this game? His energy would be a shot in the arm when we could use it.

No, he only just went into quarantine. Wouldn't expect him until the last two rounds.

 

[Blackadder]

Super Rugby Trans-Tasman: NSW Waratahs set to stick with Ben Donaldson over Will Harrison at No.10 (smh.com.au)

So rumour is Donaldson will remain at 10.

I would love for them both to be in the run on side at the same time to give the Tahs multiple playmakers so if one gets shut down the attack doesn't get shut down

 

[Finsbury Girl]

Quote of the year "“We let in 64 points which isn’t good enough. It’s kind of embarrassing when you hear it like that,” Donaldson said."

I must admit I prefer Harrison at 5/8 but not unhappy to see a Waves bloke in the team.

Will be a tough gig @ Eden Park and against the best ranga in world rugby.