NZ Match Reports

[cyclopath]

"GAH, no, not the grubber, not now ah shit he's gone and f**kin' done it again."


Deep breaths, Pillock, take deep breaths..

That. Is. Freaking. Me. The. SHIT. Outtttt!

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Good sort of game unfolding over the dutch.
Hurricanes 16 Bulls 13.

Surprised to see the Bulls scrum munted by the Hurricanes. The Saffers usually pride themselves on scrummaging.
Bulls Coach may have a word of two to say to the fatties at oranges.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

yes, Canes keen as mustard here, swarming over Blue Bulls,and everythign is clciking, even massive scrums.

Taylor's try, after perfect crosskick from Barrett, and balletic first time b-ball pass from Jane, was the absolute standard of goddamn excellence

wft, just 7 days ago the Bulls were chest-thumping alpha males, bossing the Chiefs about.

Maybe Air NZ kindly flew them over at an altitude of 44,999 feet.

Thank you, Air NZ.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

All got a bit laborious and stodgy there

Canes ran out of ideas versus brick wall D.

some NH team is about to get a player in murderous form in Jack Lam

 

[Dan54]

Geez you right about Lam DP, by the powers he had a great game. Thought in general whole Canes team went well with Lam, Barrett, Corad and Savea standing out, Vitu went bloody well first game back too!!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Chiffs currently fawst asleep here in sunny downtown Bloemfoentein.

17-3 down awfter 20. Good old Joubert and his hometwon TMO with some very selective video angles reviewed. "Yeah, try". Fuck off. Clear knock on from ground level cam

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Chiffs getting absolutely murdered in the face here. 4 tries leaked in 1st hawf to bottom team? Anscombe an utter liability. Rennie should be peeling the paint off the dressing room walls right about now, "some of you lazy dipshit fuckers will be walking back to Hamilton tonight. Well, don't just sit there, go on fuck off back out there, you shat the bed, don't come in here expecting me to wipe your arses,. Hurry up, fuck off."

 

[qwerty51]

Sam Cane is starting why?

 

[Bairdy]

34-10 to the Cheetahs in the first half.
Currently 40-36 to the Cheetahs still in the lead, but with the Cheifs outscoring them 26 to 6. Tackling is optional for the Cheetahs in the second half.

 

[Moono75]

And I thoutght the Force were a pain in the ass. Cheetahs and Lion tihs year punching above their weight. Well done.

 

[lemoen]

2 mins to go, Chiefs down by 7, will we see another draw

 

[qwerty51]

I can imagine Sean Maloney right now

I SEE IT BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE IT

 

[Slim 293]

DRAW!!!

 

[AngrySeahorse]

Great fight back from the Chiefs but they'll be pissed of with that first half effort, reverse for the Cheetahs.

 

[qwerty51]

Dave Rennie must be seriously wondering what the fuck. From 50-70 mins this game and the last 10 mins of the Bulls game they played the best rugby of all time.

 

[Moono75]

Chiefs leaving it too late again. Other teams figured them out?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

wFT.

Latimer and Cane the real spark plugs there.

Tim NWN and Tiki had a couple of tries they couldve gone around under the posts

 

[Bairdy]

I can imagine Sean Maloney right now

I SEE IT BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE IT

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Hawftime, Cantabs 6, Lions 0.

Lions awchitects of their own demise for much of this tawdry affair.

Plenty of stops. Time for a drink. Injury stop. Stand around for a few minutes more. Scrumtime. Better collapse it 7 times. More standing around. Fuck this. I'm going to bed.

 

[Shiggins]

I've never seen such a shit performance from CJ. Realy bad first half