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Simon Poidevin (60)
Taylor Swift's "first ever pimple" claim; FAKE - [Snopes]
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Truthbusting website Snopes.com have today announced singer Taylor Swift's infamous pimple, her self-reported "first ever pimple" last week, to be an elaborate fake.
According to Snopes, "The pimple was an implant, courtesy of noted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr Ost Botha."
"A pathetic attempt by Swift to empathise with her 13-year old teenage girl fanbase", Snopes summarised.
The singer continues to angrily deny claims of falsehood. "What are you blind, look at the thing! I'm like some barnacle-faced pus receptacle. A lunar moonscape where my face once was. Hideous. An elephant man. A freak. Ringling Brothers material."
Swift's complexion 2 weeks ago;
and then last week, ravaged by the "pimple";
"Right there, on my cheek, what are you fuckin' blind? My martian fans told me on twitter that they could see the fuckin' thing all the way from Neptune."
"It's all I've been thinking about", continued Swift, "this fucking huge monstrous great bulbous pimple. It's like a bright purple irridescent Mount Fuji. Shining like a newborn thing. I am distraught, I am suicidal. I have already begun working on a break-up song. I'm not saying if it's about the pimple or not but it's called 'My Pimple, so big the fat c*nt had it's own orbit."
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Truthbusting website Snopes.com have today announced singer Taylor Swift's infamous pimple, her self-reported "first ever pimple" last week, to be an elaborate fake.
According to Snopes, "The pimple was an implant, courtesy of noted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr Ost Botha."
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"A pathetic attempt by Swift to empathise with her 13-year old teenage girl fanbase", Snopes summarised.
The singer continues to angrily deny claims of falsehood. "What are you blind, look at the thing! I'm like some barnacle-faced pus receptacle. A lunar moonscape where my face once was. Hideous. An elephant man. A freak. Ringling Brothers material."
Swift's complexion 2 weeks ago;
and then last week, ravaged by the "pimple";
"Right there, on my cheek, what are you fuckin' blind? My martian fans told me on twitter that they could see the fuckin' thing all the way from Neptune."
"It's all I've been thinking about", continued Swift, "this fucking huge monstrous great bulbous pimple. It's like a bright purple irridescent Mount Fuji. Shining like a newborn thing. I am distraught, I am suicidal. I have already begun working on a break-up song. I'm not saying if it's about the pimple or not but it's called 'My Pimple, so big the fat c*nt had it's own orbit."