That's a shame all right. I was looking forward to Peter Slipper and Cabcharge sponsoring a couple of players. I'm sure they would be able to achieve this somehow.
Other opportunities:
The Senate Estimates Inquiry Fullback?
Speaker of the House's Office Inside Centre.
Office of PM and Cabinet Hooker.
ASIS OSF (for obvious reasons).
Fyshwick Chamber of Commerce No 8.
The Royal Commission into <insert issue of the day> should have a quid or two to chip in as well.
The Telecom Tower Locks.
The Liberal Coalition Party Right Winger.
The ALP Left Winger.
The Forestry Pulp and Paper Industry Lobby Group Bench,
The Australian Submarine Corporation Flyhalf (they are well over budget on their projects, so what's another lousy $100k amongst the Billions?)