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Simon Poidevin (60)
Local Doctor's Successful Petition For Wheelchair Access
--NY Times--
Noted black hole physicist and former GG Allin lyrical collaborator Dr Stephen Hawking has today filed a successful motion with his local elementary school's PTA requiring the establishment to install wheelchair access and elevators so he can "roll in there like Ironside toting a motherfucking AK (Andrew Kellaway)" and shoot the place to shit.
"I'm not saying I will, but if I wake up one day, and feel like shooting up my local school, then I want wheelchair and elevator access" vocodered out the decorated doctor. "I haven't quite thought through how my useless limbs will even pick up a Glock let alone shoot one yet but it's an equation I am currently working on. I'm calling it the black hole all over your face theory."
"I've got a 9 in my lap.
"To take care of that.
"Caps get peeled on the regular.
"Because niggaz try to get me for my cellular."
--Dr Hawking outside his local elementary school, yesterday.
--NY Times--
Noted black hole physicist and former GG Allin lyrical collaborator Dr Stephen Hawking has today filed a successful motion with his local elementary school's PTA requiring the establishment to install wheelchair access and elevators so he can "roll in there like Ironside toting a motherfucking AK (Andrew Kellaway)" and shoot the place to shit.
"I'm not saying I will, but if I wake up one day, and feel like shooting up my local school, then I want wheelchair and elevator access" vocodered out the decorated doctor. "I haven't quite thought through how my useless limbs will even pick up a Glock let alone shoot one yet but it's an equation I am currently working on. I'm calling it the black hole all over your face theory."
"I've got a 9 in my lap.
"To take care of that.
"Caps get peeled on the regular.
"Because niggaz try to get me for my cellular."
--Dr Hawking outside his local elementary school, yesterday.
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